We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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