He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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