I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Randomize