I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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