I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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