I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I'm bleeding and have questions
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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