So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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