I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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