Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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