hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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