so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Randomize
