she looked like the bat from fern gully.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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