No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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