Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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