I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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