No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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