tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Two words: blizzard sex
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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