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I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
high people should be assigned attendants
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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