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Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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