No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
