We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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