i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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