No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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