don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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