talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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