Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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