Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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