She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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