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honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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