My first STD was from a foam party
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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