what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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