In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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