I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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