They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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