He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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