Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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