Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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