When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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