super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It's blow job season.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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