I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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