i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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