the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
3 2 1 whiskey
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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