That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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