The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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