can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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