You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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