dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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