So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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