He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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