I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
i think my cat just said my name.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
