I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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