i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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