is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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