Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Randomize
