That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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