Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I think I have vodka in my lungs
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
