Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
