But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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