i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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