I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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